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		<title>Avantajul dezavantajatului</title>
		<link>http://baiamare.wordpress.com/2009/12/27/avantajul-dezavantajatului/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 22:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avantajul omului inteligent este ca poate face pe prostul 
ori de cate ori are chef.
[  woody allen]
&#8230;si o fac tot mai des.
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		<title>Happy Christmass şi Merry New Year!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cu ocazia aniversarii a X ani de când Crăciunul pentru mine este echivalent cu executarea unei simple labe intr-o zi de Joi, iar Moş Crăciun seamănă cu un oricare aurolac ce posedă barbă, iar revelionul este un moment ce an de an e fie ceva mişto fie o zi mai ordinară decat cea mai ordinară [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1194&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Banc postelectoral, cu pinguini :)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(primit pe YM)
Barak Obama, Sarkozy Nicolas si Basescu Traian fac testul pinguinului.
Intr-o incapere se introduc 100 pinguini, 99 femele si 1 mascul.
Testul consta in depistarea masculului.
- Intra in incapere Barak Obama dupa o ora iese cu un pinguin dar se constata ca este femela,
- Intra si Sarkozy dupa o ora si jumatate iese tot cu [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1192&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Decât un rău mai mic, mai bine unul mai mare</title>
		<link>http://baiamare.wordpress.com/2009/12/05/decat-un-rau-mai-mic-mai-bine-unul-mai-mare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beau. Beau doar cand e mai bine decat traiesc. Cand traiesc mai rau decat traiesc bine.
Beau in cinstea lui Basescu care, in ciuda aparentelor va castiga. Beau in cinstea unui trău mai mare, singurul capabil să ne trimită în moarte clinică. Dacă nu murim nu putem să ne reîncarnăm, să renaştem.
De aia nu votez mâine. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1183&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Copilul Isus se destăinuite (interviu, exclusivitate)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dacă Dumnezeu mi-este prieten de pe vremea când aveam 5 ani, pe fiul său am ajuns să-l cunosc face-to-face abia zilele trecute. Evident, la o bere. Slavă domnului, Isus nu fumează, deci nu mi-a consumat ţigaretele.
Aşa cum l-am cunoscut pe Isus zilele trecute, la mine acasă de altfel, băiatul avea 16 ani (pe parcursul anului [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1174&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cum să furi 0,5 litri de bere în vremuri de criză</title>
		<link>http://baiamare.wordpress.com/2009/11/26/cum-sa-furi-05-litri-de-bere-in-vremuri-de-criza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dragele mele animale acest tutorial se adresează vouă, scîrbe umane care sunteţi prea sătule de absolut tot: de animalele din jur, de sex, de labe, de Băsescu, de PSD, de a vă căca dându-vă pantalonii jos, de a scuipa pe Terra, de a vă pişa cu susţinere electorală din partea Partidului Mâinii Drepte.
Jegurile mele umane, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1168&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tot despre vot cu amicul Marco Polo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deci băh &#8211; zise amicul, meri mâine la vot.
- Da cu cine să mă duc?
- Păi dacă vrei vin cu tine.
- No&#8217; păi aşe poate că m-aş duce, votăm împreună în cabina de vot.
- Păi nu putem în aceeaşi cabină!
- Futu-i în gură să-i fut de birocraţi, singur mi ruşine să votez.
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		<title>Proză naivă (1)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[În chiloţi mi-am introdus un ochi.Era beznă şi mi-am rugat amicul să aprindă becu&#8217;.
- Prietene ce faci aici? ( l-am întrebat pe cel mai bun prieten)
- Mă încolăcesc şi aberez continuu, mare mi-e plictiseala, iar pielea n-a prins niciodată bronzul statului la soare. Sun puţin ofticat, poate deprimat.
- Las&#8217; că-ţi trece pân&#8217; te însori. Şi [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1160&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hai băh beţiv alcoolic ce suntem!</title>
		<link>http://baiamare.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/hai-bah-betiv-alcoolic-ce-suntem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai băh la vot! Hai să votăm berea, vinul şi votca, şpriţul de spirt şi absint!
Vii băh?
P.S.: Astă seară am primit inviţia de a fi prezent mâine dimineaţă la 9 în faţa blocului unde preasufletiştii de la PSD ori PD-L vor încerca să ofere un pacheţel psihologic motivant pentru cei care nu s-au decis încă [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1155&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sunt un fel de Isus Cristos</title>
		<link>http://baiamare.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/sunt-un-fel-de-isus-cristos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru că:
- aş da-o la muie la majoritatea democratică din tot sufletul.
- aş accepta să fiu primit oriunde ca un sfânt, ca un  vindecător de suflete, ca un vrăjitor din Oz capabil să transforme apa în Vin sau bere;
-aş primi spre închinăciune cele mai minunate-fizic virgine. probabil că mă repet şi minoritatea nu înţelege.
- aş&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=baiamare.wordpress.com&blog=3098386&post=1152&subd=baiamare&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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